"Cafe Preggers"
First Trimester Menu
Appetizer: Tums compote
Entree: Fresh Saltines on a bed of Saltines, slightly seasoned with Saltines.
Beverage: Ginger ale (IV drip available upon request.)
Dessert: Ten minutes in a dim room with an icebag on your head
Second Trimester Menu
Appetizer: Half a roast of chicken, extra crispy
Entree: A succulent leg of lamb smothered in pork chops, served with BBQ ribs and garnished with cheeseburgers (all burnt beyond recognition for your safety.)
Beverage: Toll House Pie smoothie, prepared with a half pint of heavy cream
Dessert: 9" by 16" pan of double fudge brownies
Third Trimester Menu
(each course followed by a 15 minute neck massage or bathroom break.)
Appetizer: Three bites of tossed salad
Entree: Two bites of Lasagna
Beverage: None - so you will have room for dessert
Dessert: a Tic Tac
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